6ª temporada
Episódio 11: The Devil´s Lube
Charlie: I've been thinking a lot about how fleeting life is and that none of us really knows how long we're gonna be here.
Evelyn: Did you find another lump on your pee-pee?
Charlie: No, Mom, my pee-pee's fine.
Evelyn: I don't know how 'worn down to a knob' can be fine, but alright.
Evelyn: I don't know how 'worn down to a knob' can be fine, but alright.
Episode 13: I Think You Offended Don
Charlie: (to Alan) All we know is that when Judith and Herb broke up you nailed Judith. Then when they reconciled, Herb nailed Judith. So, the only thing we know for sure is that despite all outward appearances, Judith is a slut.
Episode 15: I´d Like To Start With The Cat
Alan: If you want dessert, have an apple.
Jake: Not funny, Dad.
Jake: Not funny, Dad.
